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Emily Merkle@ 1:18am 02-27-2012, IP: 24.90.238.133
we have more shared interests me thins than conflict if properly addressed.
Kiona@ 5:30pm 02-07-2012, IP: 75.73.81.148
Hey Kyo! I have a few questions about being a Hekshanian.
How do you take care of your fur? Do they sell special kinds of shampoo to take care of it, since it's more fine & abundant than hair? Do you do anything special to it? Is there any way to style it, or the fluff on your ears? I know I would.
mesbr@ 11:34pm 01-16-2012, IP: 172.129.56.230
Wow its been like 1 or 2  years and i'm 23 now and i'm Still a bit drunk and you know what kyo you where right getting away from her (drunk in my own right and whisky works when its all you got but vodka is NICEEEE your iright there vodka is nice)  that whas the best thing i could ever have done in my life so thank you might seem crazy bur all this time later and well you where right she was a bitch and i should have just gotten away while i could but here i am years later and smarter for it thanks and i have an off the wall question tobacco  where did you guys get that from or did you have something on your world for tobacco on your old ? or did  they traded us for it? just wondering thanks and thanks again kyo i think you save me years and year of heartache now thanks::: hands you a bottle of the finest vodka i can find on  earth::
No-Name@ 3:07pm 01-14-2012, IP: 74.218.189.131
Hey Kyo. Looks like you've been spammed by an advertisement server. What do you plan to do about it?
Actual question time:
Eins - What is the cause of a blown power pole, a brush fire in the neighbor's yard, an overpowered surge protector, a fried motherboard, a dead hard drive, and a backup drive mysteriously reset to factor settings by all of the above, AND can be shot religiously?
Zwei - If the "Pagan" faction and the Rulerist faction made peace, do you think the funds no longer being used for warfare would be allocated to helping down-on-their-luck planetary systems like Hekshano?
Drei - What constitutes the "Pagan" faction, anyway? Am I right in assuming that they are simply those who hold on to their own beliefs instead of converting to Rulerism? If that's the case, I hope they make peace soon, othwerwise it's going to be a looooooooong war....
Vier - back to happy thoughts... If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
Funf - If you could do one thing and get away with it, no matter what it is, what would you do? Personally, I'd give myself absolute authority. Whatever I say goes, unquestionably. Of course, power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely, so the first thing I'd do is set clear guidelines I am not allowed to violate, and charge the world to keep track of what I do so that if I do violate them, they can kill me, or at the very least ignore whatever I tell them to do that violates said guidelines. I figure that before I go mad with power, I might be able to do a whole lot of good for the world with that kind of authority, and it's only right to safeguard the world from me in case I do become corrupt. That would be a good enough way to go out, I think. Thoughts?
Zechs - Why do I always get the urge to ask something like that? I give myself headaches trying to type all that out with as few words as possible! ^_^

I guess that's all for now. Later!
Torka@ 3:39am 12-11-2011, IP: 67.6.82.58
What places will you prefer if I ever visit North Tek?
7luckz@ 8:33pm 12-10-2011, IP: 2.24.60.83
Do you enjoy having to answer loads of questions?

~Minty 'Tak
Ivlephisto@ 2:45am 12-03-2011, IP: 99.103.50.85
Hey Kyo, so heres one more, i think it deserves its own post. xD

Have you ever wished there was a "ask a human" or like "ask IVlephisto" where you could use to ask questions to humans from our day and age? (needing as little care for tact as we do for you) If you were to write on one, what would you ask? and would you really want them to answer? and lastly, would YOU want ME to answer? (even as scary as that could be.) haha
Ivlephisto@ 11:09pm 11-29-2011, IP: 99.103.50.85
Hey man, sorry about those paragraphs of questions, feel free to stop short of my questions if you need a break :) so as if those wernt enough, heres more!

1. Have you ever washed your sheets and completely forgot about them in the wash all day, then got home dead tired around 3am-ish and realized you never dryed them and had to wait for them? cause thats totaly why im writing you at the moment haha.
2. So i would think your toilets would have to be shaped differant cause of that tail. how are they shaped? (thought of this while on the porcelain throne, what a suprise)
3. Do you have preferred sleeping conditions? like i prefer a cool room with a sheet or light blanket, shirtless but i find jeans strangely comfy for sleeping. weird huh? some people like music, or a fan i guess. (thought of this cause im so tired)
4. Do you have or remember your dreams? what are they about? and do you have any really weird or funny ones you would share?
5. Do you ever feel like your life is being watched scene from scene? or are you aware of that going on?
6. Did you ever ask Jet why he was dissapointed that you wernt going to rape him? what was his reason? cause that seems like it should have been a relief to me...
7. Ever deprive yourself of sleep so you would sleep better at nights?
8. Ever play DDR (dance dance revolution)? i coulda swore ive seen you do that before...
9. Last question for now, do you prefer the above or below format for questions? or have a preferred method for questions to be posted?

Thanks for the chat, and have a super fantastically groovy day, and wish your creator the same for me. xD
Ivlephisto@ 11:09pm 11-17-2011, IP: 99.103.50.85
Hey Kyo. So, i figured out if i were to ask any philosophical or social questions id prolly already know your answer cause you and me think way too much alike. like id be afraid to start a rock paper scissors game with you in fear every round would end in a tie. So, ima ask questions about something we dont have in common.

-Does your native language have any swares? what language dosnt right? and could humans pronounce them?

-I hear Hekshano dosnt get really hot. how about cold? seems like your fur would help with that a bit. Or is your planet not on as much of a tilted axis like earth so you dont get huge temperature switches?

-Would rock climbing or something like it be easy for ya? seems like them claws would help. and have you ever tried anything like that?

-So, i read you dont really shed that much, so do you have to get like a full body hair cut or something every few years? even humans shed a little i mean  here about 80% or dust in houses is dead skin, which makes room for the new growths, so it seems like your fur would grow just maybe really slow?

-Do u have any problems with static electricity? like seriously when i walk from a cold wind into a warm room, my pants and shirt stick to my hair like glue, make me feel everything all weird, i mean u gotta have that worse, or im just that weird.

-How do u keep your fur so strait and neat? i mean ill fall asleep and my back or chest hairs will be pushed the wrong way so when i wake up they go against the grain and feel all weird, also make a mess, do u ever have a problem like that?

-Heres one i think i know your answer too, but i just want to be sure. So, your 24 in the story right? but youve been 24 for like 12 years now... how exactly do you age? like do you fade from existence when your not in the comic, or answering questions, and therefore you dont age? or are you actually older now? how does that work? you probably had longer to think of it then i have, maybe you know the answer.

-And finally, why does Chovek look soo friggen happy in his cast listing picture? Seriously.

Ok, so, ive waded my way through 3/4's of the "ask kyo" stuff, and i got tired of looking for your answer to some of my questions, so hopefully im not repeating someone elses, sorry if i am, but i thought id ask anyways.
Sasori@ 1:56pm 11-14-2011, IP: 75.144.119.109
Hey Kyo, I was thinking about the known planets and the differences between them (like gas and rocky planets) and their different atmosphere comonents an I was wondering: What is your home planet like?
agustus@ 10:10pm 11-11-2011, IP: 70.60.39.9
Hey Kyo, got any tips for relationships? My girl friend broke up with me sense I was away from her a bit and she gives me a depressing mood when I try to jest be friends with her now be, she is starting to get on my nerves I jest don't wont her to have a depress live like I got.
Anya@ 3:33am 11-07-2011, IP: 64.30.14.50
Hey Kyo~
Any tips for avoiding getting deathly ill again this semester?  I'm running out of ideas here and getting sick of being... sick >__>

Also, what's your go-to midnight (or other obscene hour) snack?  Booze does not count as a snack, just for the record; solid edibles only.
Lucky Yena@ 5:49am 10-22-2011, IP: 81.111.41.10
I've just worked out why the towel is there! To soak up excess condensation and any liquid spillages! How do I know this? Well, long story short, I have one too. And I've had all the things I've just described. Is Hekshanian water of decent quality?
Not Hopeless Anymore@ 1:27am 10-21-2011, IP: 71.200.163.130
Hello Kyo, doubt you would remember me. Hell it's been 3 years since I last wrote to you...but you gave me some advice and while nothing has really changed in my life I have been doing much much better thanks to your kind words. so, well....thank you Kyo
Neojet280@ 6:32pm 10-14-2011, IP: 75.21.84.181
will you help me with my homework????

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